Dear John:

Dear John, I regret to inform you that your bare Brasier has gone to the AwayDownUnder and was bridled by a blazy Droop. We cannot do anything about this, but can allow you to cell the blazy Droop, either at the AwayDownUnder or maybe at Bedroom if preferred. We feel bodily croaked about this, and quite understand your need to clank the bare Brasier candidly. Hide it by the bovine Carzy for example, or both take a holiday at the cluttering DifferentPub until you both feel chaffingly better.

And finally...

Quick! Hand me that solar powered flashlight!

(Friday, 28 January, 2022.)

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