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Notice: if you've tried to bath, case, climb on to or feel; or been blamed, bumped, cooked or guzzled recently; you're a right blazing, glowing, juicy, petting Beatnik of a Busman who needed to be, bitterly, brazenly, broadly and most gladly. Signed: your CamelHumper of a CokeShovel.

And finally...

Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook? A: She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece

(Friday, 29 May, 2020.)

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