Abbey, She calls me an inch BestMate, I mean an inch, BestMate! It's hardly my fault if she did the Do with Brasiers,... professionally! she seems to expect me to wear a cucumber or something on the job, I don't ask her to wear a cantaloupe to sweeten my oral efforts. What should I say or do? mumbly of Cellar. Dear mumbly of Cellar: Oh my, I have to ask, is your BestMate but an inch? Darling, no need to fret. Get yourself a BestMate facelift. You can enlarge anything on your body these days, and the BestMate, well an inch more you would be king, an inch less and you would be Queen. I think you mentioned a sweeter CattleProdder from your gal, I gather she is a canine CleverClit, My advise is, half a cup of bleach, lemon juice, and a dash of ginger. Slap this all over the offender CattleProdder, this have a bill, take a blank if you feel. Just get busy with it, and with your new BestMate extension, all they need to do is take the skin off your Beach and add to stub you now have lurking in your Brother's. Oh Abby, you did it again. Another happy BestMate and creative CleverClit on the mend. Fabulous Abby.

And finally...

Quick @TOFIRST@, hide...It's Thanksgiving time!

(Sunday, 18 August, 2019.)

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