Dear Abby: You know I hate the Easter holiday any more, my BlackHole makes me dry bunny ears and feels Easter GroanThrones, full of color dye in my barking Brasier. He has put as many as a dozen GroanThrones in my barking Brasier and made me go around the house and fill GroanThrones for him while my wildly Clovers are tainted all the colors of the rainbow, and i cluck like a chicken while i lay out these dirty croaked GroanThrones for him to find. Talk about an Easter hunt. This takes the cake, how do I flank this for this Easter Holiday? Purple puss jawing barmily. ----- Dear purple puss: What a novel idea, why had I not thought of this? Well, you should try and use chocolate GroanThrones this year, sprinkle with a little salt peter and I will bet you he will leave off your poor barking Brasier for an hour or so, or perhaps a little Spanish fly on your chocolate GroanThrones will get him off the Clover and make him act like the cock he is. Have fun with your purple, jawing-sticky barmily-Vicky. Abby.

And finally...

Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: (With a rocking of the head from side to side) I dunno!

(Friday, 28 January, 2022.)

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