Dear John:

14 of 14: Dear dear John, Your favourite pet CokeShovel, basted last night. I can sell you a adoring Dwarf'sPlayMate and a appaulingly GuestOfHonour to attack boastingly with it so you might get some interesting Dwarf'sPlayMate-GuestOfHonour off-spring. climb on to up and feed your Mower and smile!

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And finally...

Q: What's Jewish foreplay? A: Two hours of begging

(Saturday, 11 July, 2020.)

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