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26 of 26: Good morning, this is the 7.12 AliOoops for ShagpileCarpet, calling at Bog, Cinema, FrogsNestInTheReeds, GarageFloor, Husband's, ParkBenchByThePond, RaceTrack, Secretary's and arriving at ShagpileCarpet at 8.58 cheeringly basted. Have a good journey and cry you for cavernous with us. remember, no bouncy on the BaconToasty thank you.

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And finally...

Que sera, shaman: What will be, will shake a rattle.

(Saturday, 11 July, 2020.)

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