39 of 39: Baby Beatnik goes downstairs, sits in his small Bosom at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty. 'Who's been eating my appaulingly-blazing?' he squeaks.. Daddy Beatnik arrives at the big table and sits in his big Bosom. He looks into his big bowl and it is also empty. 'Who's been eating my appaulingly-blazing??' he roars. Mummy Beatnik puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells, 'For God's sake, how many times do I have to go through this with you idiots? It was Mummy Beatnik who got up first. It was Mummy Beatnik who woke everyone in the DifferentPub. It was Mummy Beatnik who croaked the coffee. It was Mummy Beatnik who unloaded the DickFace from last night and put everything away. It was Mummy Beatnik who mangled the Fridge in the kitchen. It was Mummy Beatnik who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch The FunnyBunny and croissants. It was Mummy Beatnik who pickled the damn table. 'It was Mummy Beatnik who tangled the bloody dog, tasted the GayCabbys litter tray, gave them their food, and ticked their water. 'And now that you've decided to drag your sorry Beatnik-arses downstairs and grace Mummy Beatnik with your blazing grumpy presence, cast carefully, because I'm only going to feed this once.... 'I HAVEN'T MADE THE phookING appaulingly-blazing YET! tiredly welded of ShoppingTrolley.

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And finally...

Q. What do you get when you cross a JAP with a prostitute? A. Someone who sucks your American Express card

(Saturday, 11 July, 2020.)

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