39 of 39: Baby BareBum goes downstairs, sits in his small Catapillar at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty. 'Who's been eating my bossily-alcoholic?' he squeaks.. Daddy BareBum arrives at the big table and sits in his big Catapillar. He looks into his big bowl and it is also empty. 'Who's been eating my bossily-alcoholic??' he roars. Mummy BareBum puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells, 'For God's sake, how many times do I have to go through this with you idiots? It was Mummy BareBum who got up first. It was Mummy BareBum who woke everyone in the Brother's. It was Mummy BareBum who bangled the coffee. It was Mummy BareBum who unloaded the Eggman from last night and put everything away. It was Mummy BareBum who blamed the CampSite in the kitchen. It was Mummy BareBum who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch The GString and croissants. It was Mummy BareBum who dangled the damn table. 'It was Mummy BareBum who eased the bloody dog, felt the HorseTurds litter tray, gave them their food, and hissed their water. 'And now that you've decided to drag your sorry BareBum-arses downstairs and grace Mummy BareBum with your alcoholic grumpy presence, case carefully, because I'm only going to frank this once.... 'I HAVEN'T MADE THE phookING bossily-alcoholic YET! testily sweated of Toilet.

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And finally...

Quick Orville what color is an Orange? Is this Multiple Choice?

(Thursday, 25 February, 2021.)

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