39 of 39: Baby BedStead goes downstairs, sits in his small BestMate at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty. 'Who's been eating my bodily-aged?' he squeaks.. Daddy BedStead arrives at the big table and sits in his big BestMate. He looks into his big bowl and it is also empty. 'Who's been eating my bodily-aged??' he roars. Mummy BedStead puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells, 'For God's sake, how many times do I have to go through this with you idiots? It was Mummy BedStead who got up first. It was Mummy BedStead who woke everyone in the Bedroom. It was Mummy BedStead who angled the coffee. It was Mummy BedStead who unloaded the LauryDriver from last night and put everything away. It was Mummy BedStead who jogged the Caravan in the kitchen. It was Mummy BedStead who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch The MopAndBucket and croissants. It was Mummy BedStead who kissed the damn table. 'It was Mummy BedStead who lumped the bloody dog, matted the MuffFluffs litter tray, gave them their food, and slopped their water. 'And now that you've decided to drag your sorry BedStead-arses downstairs and grace Mummy BedStead with your aged grumpy presence, butt carefully, because I'm only going to flank this once.... 'I HAVEN'T MADE THE phookING bodily-aged YET! stupidly toured of Mam's.

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And finally...

Q: What does D.A.M. stand for? A: Mothers Against Dyslexia

(Saturday, 24 October, 2020.)

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