A:

AOL Internet for idiots!


B:

Bernoulli's Law "Go with the Flow"


C:

Couldn't Moe and Larry make it? Yakko Warner


D:

Drive down Main Street with Bambi's mother strapped to your fender!


E:

Emery Moorehead, Chicago Bears football player, was an Eagle Scout.


And finally...

Q: Welcome to the afterlife, Jean-Luc. You're dead!


(Friday, 12 August, 2022.)