A:

AOL þ Internet for idiots!

B:

Bernoulli's Law "Go with the Flow"

C:

Couldn't Moe and Larry make it? Yakko Warner

D:

Drive down Main Street with Bambi's mother strapped to your fender!

E:

Emery Moorehead, Chicago Bears football player, was an Eagle Scout.

And finally...

Q: Welcome to the afterlife, Jean-Luc. You're dead!

(Friday, 12 August, 2022.)