A:

Al Gore's playing with an unstrung raquet.

B:

Beam me up Scotty! Someone farted!

C:

Consider it considered!

D:

Don't just stand there and shout it -- do something about it. - Depeche Mode

E:

Ensign Singer... Make it sew.

And finally...

Quark! Quark! Beware the quantum duck!

(Tuesday, 22 October, 2019.)