A:

A fool and his money are soon my boyfriend.


B:

Bill Clinton. He's not dishonest, he's just morally different.


C:

Computer: Accepts 3 1/2 floppy. Girlfriend: Won't


D:

Data's detached head: Keep Worf's coffee table from shaking


E:

Everything starts in somebody's head as a daydream.


And finally...

Q: 386+387? A: 486-8K


(Sunday, 18 August, 2019.)