A:

Al Gore's playing with an unstrung raquet.


B:

Beam me up Scotty! Someone farted!


C:

Consider it considered!


D:

Don't just stand there and shout it -- do something about it. - Depeche Mode


E:

Ensign Singer... Make it sew.


And finally...

Quark! Quark! Beware the quantum duck!


(Tuesday, 22 October, 2019.)