A:

A fool and his money are soon my boyfriend.

B:

Bill Clinton. He's not dishonest, he's just morally different.

C:

Computer: Accepts 3 1/2 floppy. Girlfriend: Won't

D:

Data's detached head: Keep Worf's coffee table from shaking

E:

Everything starts in somebody's head as a daydream.

And finally...

Q: 386+387? A: 486-8K

(Sunday, 18 August, 2019.)