A:

All the answers to the universe can be found in DSZ.DOC

B:

BASIC shampoo - DO:LATHER:RINSE:LOOP UNTIL CLEAN <>0

C:

C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\GO C:\PC\CRAWL

D:

DO NOT soak me up with honey please!

E:

Everyone's been moved to the Habitat Ring for the time being. - Kira

And finally...

Q + Picard: a Master and his beloved pet? AGT

(Sunday, 24 January, 2021.)