F:

For G-d's Sake, DON'T _SNORT_ SILLY PUTTY!!!

G:

Go Armed, Go Safe

H:

He who laughs last usually had to have joke explained

I:

I don't believe in reincarnation. I did in a past life.

J:

Jack O'Lobotomy - Removal of pulp and seeds from a pumpkin

And finally...

Quick! Hide the bodies, the moderator's coming!

(Saturday, 11 July, 2020.)