F:For G-d's Sake, DON'T _SNORT_ SILLY PUTTY!!!
G:Go Armed, Go Safe
H:He who laughs last usually had to have joke explained
I:I don't believe in reincarnation. I did in a past life.
J:Jack O'Lobotomy - Removal of pulp and seeds from a pumpkin
And finally...Quick! Hide the bodies, the moderator's coming!
(Saturday, 11 July, 2020.)