F:

For G-d's Sake, DON'T _SNORT_ SILLY PUTTY!!!


G:

Go Armed, Go Safe


H:

He who laughs last usually had to have joke explained


I:

I don't believe in reincarnation. I did in a past life.


J:

Jack O'Lobotomy - Removal of pulp and seeds from a pumpkin


And finally...

Quick! Hide the bodies, the moderator's coming!


(Saturday, 11 July, 2020.)