F:

Female Oxymoron: Grace period.

G:

Getting old is not funny.

H:

Happy is he who dashes the heads of his enemy's children against rocks.

I:

If Ur dog passes gas and you claim it, you may be a redneck.

J:

Just lockup when you're through.

And finally...

Qagh is best when served live.

(Sunday, 18 August, 2019.)