F:

Female Oxymoron: Grace period.


G:

Getting old is not funny.


H:

Happy is he who dashes the heads of his enemy's children against rocks.


I:

If Ur dog passes gas and you claim it, you may be a redneck.


J:

Just lockup when you're through.


And finally...

Qagh is best when served live.


(Sunday, 18 August, 2019.)