F:Female Oxymoron: Grace period.
G:Getting old is not funny.
H:Happy is he who dashes the heads of his enemy's children against rocks.
I:If Ur dog passes gas and you claim it, you may be a redneck.
J:Just lockup when you're through.
And finally...Qagh is best when served live.
(Sunday, 18 August, 2019.)