K:

Kin, n.: An affliction of the blood


L:

Lurkers don't do it. They just like to watch


M:

Minds & parachutes only function properly when open.


N:

never inhaled meself, could only afford loosies, an' dem was woodies


O:

October; When trees change from hirsuties to bald pates.


And finally...

QWK Mail: TV for the compulsively literate


(Sunday, 24 January, 2021.)