K:

Kin, n.: An affliction of the blood

L:

Lurkers don't do it. They just like to watch

M:

Minds & parachutes only function properly when open.

N:

never inhaled meself, could only afford loosies, an' dem was woodies

O:

October; When trees change from hirsuties to bald pates.

And finally...

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(Sunday, 24 January, 2021.)