P:

Prepare to witness pin-point marketing - Dr. Forrester

Q:

Q. Christian thumpin' it's Bible ? A. A pain in the A$$.

R:

Reading this drivel is enough to make ANYONE swear!

S:

Say it once, nice and loud, "I am Pagan and I am proud!"

T:

Thou shalt log on properly and in accordance with thy SysOp's wishes.

And finally...

Quoth the Raven, "Beware of Democrats with free programs."

(Tuesday, 22 October, 2019.)