U:UFO's are real--the Air Force is swamp gas!
V:Vote with a bullet!
W:When you run out of time you run out of everything.
X:Xerox never comes up with anything original
Y:Your father should have pulled out and spared us.
Z:Zaphod Beeblebrox:the Best Bang since the Big One (Eccenttrica Galumbits)
And finally...Q: What does a baseball player wear when he gets really old? A: Out
(Wednesday, 21 April, 2021.)