U:

URA Redneck if your coffee table was a telephone cable spool


V:

Vhat seems to be the trouble Lieutenant Chet? -Q


W:

Whaddya mean, read the docs? I don't even have a boat!


X:

Xanthielle is only a little dead.


Y:

Yo'momma so skinny she could start a Weight Watchers in Ethiopia!


Z:

Zall's Law: A dirty book is seldom dusty.


And finally...

Quieres que te frio un huevo?


(Sunday, 24 January, 2021.)