U:

Ura Redneck if your mailbox is made out of old auto parts.


V:

Vaseline - Meat tenderizer


W:

Walk softly, and carry a staple gun


X:

XMAS SCHIZOPHRENIA::::Do you Hear What I Hear?


Y:

You Borg Statesman - CircumLocutus.


Z:

Zo, tell me about your mother, Herr Heinlein.


And finally...

Qagh -- it's not just for breakfast anymore!


(Sunday, 18 August, 2019.)