U:

UFO's are real--the Air Force is swamp gas!

V:

Vote with a bullet!

W:

When you run out of time you run out of everything.

X:

Xerox never comes up with anything original

Y:

Your father should have pulled out and spared us.

Z:

Zaphod Beeblebrox:the Best Bang since the Big One (Eccenttrica Galumbits)

And finally...

Q: What does a baseball player wear when he gets really old? A: Out

(Wednesday, 21 April, 2021.)