U:

UFO's are real--the Air Force is swamp gas!


V:

Vote with a bullet!


W:

When you run out of time you run out of everything.


X:

Xerox never comes up with anything original


Y:

Your father should have pulled out and spared us.


Z:

Zaphod Beeblebrox:the Best Bang since the Big One (Eccenttrica Galumbits)


And finally...

Q: What does a baseball player wear when he gets really old? A: Out


(Wednesday, 21 April, 2021.)