U:

Ura Redneck if your mailbox is made out of old auto parts.

V:

Vaseline - Meat tenderizer

W:

Walk softly, and carry a staple gun

X:

XMAS SCHIZOPHRENIA::::Do you Hear What I Hear?

Y:

You Borg Statesman - CircumLocutus.

Z:

Zo, tell me about your mother, Herr Heinlein.

And finally...

Qagh -- it's not just for breakfast anymore!

(Sunday, 18 August, 2019.)