U:

Uh -oh.. the Cat's out of the bag.. I told you to use a twist -tie!

V:

Vanguard: The person left behind to guard the van

W:

We break for Cubes

X:

XMS: Xtraordinarily Meaningless Specification

Y:

YKYARW Redman Chewing Tobacco sends you a Christmas card

Z:

Zipper: undoing of the modern girl - it opens up great possibilities.

And finally...

Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A: A mental block.

(Saturday, 24 October, 2020.)