U:Ura Redneck if your mailbox is made out of old auto parts.
V:Vaseline - Meat tenderizer
W:Walk softly, and carry a staple gun
X:XMAS SCHIZOPHRENIA::::Do you Hear What I Hear?
Y:You Borg Statesman - CircumLocutus.
Z:Zo, tell me about your mother, Herr Heinlein.
And finally...Qagh -- it's not just for breakfast anymore!
(Sunday, 18 August, 2019.)