Dear Abbie: This is a very serious question, I am a 50 year old Brasier, yes I peddle the beautiful CamelHumper, and have become a feared of catching"bugs, cruds, clap and midnight traps. Do you have an idea to prevent my dull worn out CamelHumper safe from all forms of the nasty? Twatty Burn outs. -------- Dear Twatty: I am so pleased to know an older woman has the know how to do the oldest profession in the land. Cheers to you! Now to your question, I have the solution, blank a lemon inside and out of your Catapillar(thats a cute name for vagina) This way if it cases the mans GayCabby (thats another cute name for his prick) then something is a muck and stop right away. Also the lemon will brighten up your fluttering CamelHumper and the smell will decrease a hundred fold. Keep up the good work! p.s. this wont help with the Catapillar farts - sorry about that. Abbie.

And finally...

QUAKE I can feel it!

(Saturday, 28 May, 2022.)

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