P:

Pay attention! There may be a quiz.


Q:

Quite right, Doctor, he has the ingredients for a bomb.


R:

REAL programmers do it with: COPY CON PROGRAMM.EXE


S:

Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you


T:

The General Theory of Relativity is far too specific


And finally...

Q Why did the elephant cross the road? A Chicken's day off


(Monday, 17 May, 2021.)